Just A Few Miscellaneous Snippets

On "California Freezing"

 
The temperature at which
People in California
Start Bitchin’ --
“I’m Cold!”
….Now that would be....
About fifty-nine degrees.


 
On “Tattoos”

 
 
I LIKE tattoos.
I think they are really cool.
Why before the recent increase
In tattoo popularity,
It used to take me three
Or four dates
To figure out a girl
Was STUPID!


 
On “Tattoos” 2

 
 
Now of course I am
“just kidding.”
Just because someone
is inclined
To right stuff
all over there body
Doesn’t make them STUPID.

 
In fact, I have a tattoo…..


 
On “Relativity”

 
 
As a child
I use to think
My Father,
bless his departed soul,
was a lot older
than me…..

 
But now,
With all this
Reincarnation talk…..
I’m prone to think…..
He is a lot younger.


 
 
On “Aliens”

 
 
I’ve never seen an alien…
In person…
But then again,
I’ve never seen
Jennifer Lopez ^1/23/07 …in person
Angelina Jolie  ^2/22/07
Brad Pit  ^2/22/07
George Washington ...in person
either.

(I should have written this
Before I went to Hollywood)

On "Dating"

The only reason
I ever got
Divorced is
I never went out
with enough women
to begin with--
kind of put me
at a disadvantage
when it came to
understanding women.

Sex is a natural thing.
If you meet enough women
it comes easy.

But finding the right women
is a little harder.
In fact,
I'd call it work.

But if you meet enough
women
Sooner or later,
One will like you,
and you will like one of them.

Hopefully
it's the same one.
 (c) 2007 Stanley R. Medley

Stanley R Medley is a poet, humorist and writer. See more of his writings at www.stanleyrmedley.com.

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